I am bored with the lonely nights

I feel so bored.... and I feel so lonely lately. I think I need a husband!!

Dear my soulmate, where are you???? I have been waiting for you for the whole thirty one years!! We have to meet soon. I am so lonelyyyyyyyyyy!! I need someone to cheer me up when I feel sad and depressed. I need you. Where are you? Who are you? I need you to found me asap. hahhhhhhhhh